Sorry, Klingon Anti-Virus is no longer available for download. But you can download an English version instead.
- Free virus, spyware, and adware scan for members of the Klingon empire
- Find threats your other anti-virus missed
- No need to turn off your current anti-virus
Scan your PC for viruses, spyware, adware, Tribbles and zero-day threats
Now even Klingon speakers can scan their computers for security threats.
Use Sophos's Klingon Anti-Virus to quickly perform an on-demand scan and find viruses, spyware, adware, zero-day threats, Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers and Tribbles that your existing protection might have missed. The software can be run without deactivating your current anti-virus software. Phasers can be left set to stun.
Klingon Anti-Virus-YMCA mashup video, also available on Vimeo.
Why did we translate it into Klingon?
Our routine monitoring of sub-space transmissions alerted Sophos that the loss of the Klingon battlecruiser Klothos was not due to Romulan incursion into the Khitomer system, but a result of trying to remove VBS/PeachyPDF-A from the battle computer using M'swoN'kar after Commander Kor opened an attachment from the system S'cam-419.
Immediately our Product Marketing away team embarked on a mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and flog them Network Access Control solutions. Sadly they chose Qo'noS as their first destination and when their severed heads were beamed back to Sophos, the engineering team created this software, not in a spontaneous display of gratitude to the Klingon race (as the Register would have you believe) but to honour their memory.
Test your existing anti-virus protection
- Scans without the need to uninstall or disable your existing anti-virus.
- Runs on Windows 2000/XP/2003/Vista.
This software has compatibility issues with the version of msxml4.dll used by cloaking devices on Romulan-modded D7-class battle cruisers. Installing this software on such vessels is punishable by ordeal of Ginst'a'Ed. - Uses a single scan to detect viruses, spyware and adware - including zero-day threats.
- Updates automatically for 30 Galactic standard days.
Contact
Questions about Sophos's Klingon Anti-Virus? Contact us at klingon@sophos.com and we'll do our best to help. Telephone support is only available at interplanetary rates.
Legal
No copyright infringement is intended on our part for the Star Trek terminology and expressions that are held by Paramount, the estate of Gene Roddenberry or of any others.
Other free tools (not in Klingon)
- Threat Detection Test (English language) for those who don't read Klingon.
- Sophos Anti-Rootkit finds and removes any rootkit hidden on your computer.
- Application Discovery Tool scans your network for consumer applications that Sophos Anti-Virus can control, such as VoIP, Instant Messaging (IM), Peer-to-Peer software (P2P) and games.
